Total Medals Earned: 862 (From 124 different games.) Total Medal Score: 11,525 Points
Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/750 points)
Grab a Pizza
Create a level
Bump into 500 mines in total
Grab 1000 Rings in total
Grab 5000 Rings in total
Unlock the other Runners
Kick 30 mines against a boss.
Beat all missions
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 10/12 (390/500 points)
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (45/205 points)
Kill 20 monsters.
Have more than 2000 gold.
Kill 200 monsters.
Save an island.
Have more than 10000 gold.
Kill 500 monsters.
Have more than 50000 gold.
Reach level 20 in hardcore mode.
Save 3 islands.
Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (50/250 points)
Kill 50 enemies
Complete first mission
Complete the Boss Run
Complete the game
Obtain all gold medals
Medals Earned: 7/12 (275/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/165 points)
Survive a wave of Traditional Interpretation.
Gain enough points to rebuild a lost city.
Don't allow any missiles to hit the ground.
Survive five waves of Traditional Interpretation.
Survive a wave of Doomsday Theory.
Survive ten waves of Traditional Interpretation.
Survive three waves of Doomsday Theory.
Win an extra city, but have no dead cities to rebuild.
Survive three waves of Doomsday Theory with all six cities intact.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (75/175 points)
Save the princess!
Kill over 100 enemies.
Reach the princess without losing any health.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/270 points)
Fail to get at least 1.000 points
Get a score of 10.000
Get a score of 5.000
Critically hit the Knight
Get a double kill
Complete all the trials
be l33t and score over 50k
Get a triple kill, pretty hard.
Kill 10 knights in one run